beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend
Level: Asian

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kalories:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

You can experience my dick, that’s longer

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kalories:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

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jaredkohler:

Abdulqader, 6, and his 11 year old sister look through trash in #mafraq #jordan. For many #Syrians living in #Jordan, digging through trash dumping areas hoping to find valuable items and sellable scrap is an essential part of #survival. @unrefugees #bw #reality #life

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wilsontoyourhouse:

this motherfucker actually smashed grant’s cookies

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

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sanahgohar:

This is what I love about Winter. You wake up in the middle of the night, maybe just to pee or get water or something, look out the window and see this. It’s so beautiful. And it’s silent; you have no idea that it’s happening until you just look. It almost seems fake. And it makes your bed seem way more comfortable, for whatever reason.

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  • KID : mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed
  • MOM : that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!

why scarlett johansson is terrible

rip-homegirl:

so not only does scarlett johansson support israel, but she also supports woody allen and called dylan farrow “irresponsible” for coming forward with her story of her molestation.

(Source: brujabby, via fuckyeahwomenprotesting)

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